Tariff Everything

On the coast,Each wave that broke on the rockswas assessed 25% per splash,though the foam dissolvedbefore we could collect. Storm systems were next.Cyclones entering airspacewere dinged at 40% per swirl—more if they carried rain.Hurricanes, with their heavy rotation,were penciled at an extra 60% .No one explained how to bill the wind.The files simply piled higher….